Shit We Love |
From the makers of Braintwin and The Clueless Closet, we present to you Shit We Love: a photo gallery of all that makes us giddy with materialistic and inspirational pleasure. –Emily & Emily |
Shit I love Jillian Michaels. Even though we’re in a bit of an abusive relationship (she keeps kicking my ass, I keep going back for more), she is a lady hero worth admiring.
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Shit, I can’t get enough of The Bird. And he wears scarves so well.
Andrew Bird visits The Current at Minnesota Public Radio
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Shit I love me some Andrew Bird + St. Vincent. There is nothing not to love, NOTHING. Nothing is unlovable.
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Shit I love an old timey bicycle. Who doesn’t? You need a ladder to climb up on that thing, an then, how do you get down? Who knows. It’s a mystery, that’s what makes them so intriguing.
Old timey bicycle, courtesy of “The Olden Days Meets The Internet”
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Shit, I love Jenna Lyons. Girlfran invented boy-girl dressing, and pulls it off flawlessly, effortlessly, and perfectly. She inspires legions of style followers, and is my favorite trendsetter.
Jenna Lyons, J.Crew President and Creative Director/Walking Epitome of Style, Substance, and Class
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Shit I love Terry Gross. If I got asked that God awful question “Who would you choose to have a dinner party with, dead or alive,” my girl Terry would definitely be on that list. Right along with Oprah and Jesus, respectively.
Terry, you are an NPR inspiration, and true lady hero of mine. Keep on keepin’ on.
Terry Gross, Host of NPR’s Fresh Air
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Shit I love this movie. Ruby Sparks incorporates all of my favorite things, including but not limited to: a little literary magic. Zoe Kazan is perfection and Paul Dano is my new nerdboy crush.
Ruby Sparks: Official winner of the ”CITIZEN CAIN Best Film of the Summer Award”, an award that was just invented, right now.
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Shit I love LD. And voting is important. Vote young people! We aren’t in North Korea after all, here you’re allowed to vote, so you might as well.
Larry David, on the importance of voting.
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Shit I love this Olive Oil Crate Candle Holder. I don’ even know what that means, but I want/NEED to have it.
Olive Oil Crate Candle Holder, available at Pottery Barn.
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